#I'm saying

[cleverreports]

We report in some kind of limbo: the sky has had this little bit of pink for a little while now, but it remains quite dark. It seems that the sun will not budge. It is a chilly, windy dawn; we are flexing our fingers to keep them from going numb. It starts raining.

[gayofthefae]

Crazy pitch:

Karen and Murray in a room together

[arabella-strange]

p.s. Robbie's question last ep? Had this Yasha energy.

[ashestoashesjc]

[r0tting-rat]

Just saw someone getting tattooed the proxy symbol and. I'm just saying. I'm legally an adult with free will.

[arietisart]

New year, new goal

Alright, here's my goal: I'll post a new drawing every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Suggestions or requests are more than welcome! On Patreon, they'll be uploaded as they're completed, while on Twitter and Tumblr, only on those specific days.

[pithyrhyme]

i just had an awful thought

season 2 had been described as a love story (i don't remember where i saw this, i could be wrong)

so what if it's between Aziraphale or Crowley and someone else?

but Neil Gaiman wouldn't do that to us...

right?

[newtabfics]

why do you always wait so long to write some fics? like most people would absolutely jump on the clout to gain more followers! you deserve a billion followers.

I'm gonna show my age in this a bit: I don't care for clout. I am extremely lucky and extremely grateful for the followers that I have. If I suddenly lost them overnight, I would be sad but I would take this and re-evaluate my writing.

My blog consists primarily of writing and just me being a goblin over fictional characters. Fanfiction has always been an amazing tool for me to harness and improve this writing as well.

I take a long time with full fledged stories, because I want it to be good. Some endings are abrupt because the story is told. I don't like dragging it out for too long. Which is also why you will see the Redeemed Ganondorf series in chunks more than consistent posting. It's why you don't know about a full fledged series until I'm nearly done with it (Twisted and Returned being great examples) because I want to write the story.

These stories...everything you've ever seen, are stories that I want to read too. I want to read about Astarion grimacing as Tav rubs worg shit all over her pretty face and still finding it in him to compliment her.

I want Gale to become best friends with a Sorcerer friend and they bond over their connection to the Weave. I want Lae'Zel to teach me how to swear in Githyanki so I can scare Shadowheart playfully. I wanna roar with Karlach because FUCK THIS WORLD.

I take a long time because I want these stories to be good. Even one like or reblog or what have you? That's an honor. It is an absolute honor that somehow, my goblin needs to want to be best friends with every fictional character I enjoy and just posted it so I could have an archive of all my stories readily available, someone like you has seen this and thought "Omg yes" and hit that little button.

Life is too short to care about your follower count.

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[whitachi]

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

[notathrowawayname]

Oh that's weird, oh that's cute, oh that's...wtf that's the sound a dinosaur makes. Scratch that, that's a goddamn dinosaur

Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

[brokenclockgears]

while the cameras are turned away

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on